Scene: Two guys, mid twenties, sitting on a coach. Both have controllers in their hands 
and appear to be playing a video game.

TED: Woah – elites on the right.

MAC: I see ‘em…

TED: Throw a plasma dude

MAC: (grimaces) Ehhh…. Stuck him!

TED: Awesome man – the covenant aint got nuthin on the master chief yo

MAC: Just… just stop

TED: What?

MAC: You gotta stop talking like that man

TED: Like what?

MAC: You know what I’m talking about

TED: Whateva, you just playa-hatin’

MAC: Like that!

TED: (sucks teeth, makes face)

MAC: You’re not from the ghetto Ted

TED: I’m not saying I am

MAC: You’re a fucking honkey from the suburbs of Whitesville, USA

TED: How come you get to throw around ethnic slang and I don’t?

MAC: Because, Ted – that’s just how it works

TED: How what works? Are there international speaking guidelines that I’m disobeying?

MAC: (throws controller) You know what!

TED:  (throws controller) WHAT!

(silence for few seconds, staredown situation, explosion sounds from the TV, both look at 
the same time)

TED: FUCK!

(Ian Gibson)